I know the "economy" is rough and all, but this is ridiculous.
Web Designer/Graphic Artist/Receptionist
[Name removed to protect the idiotic] has an exciting opportunity in the south Charlotte, NC area for an individual that loves to wear many hats!
This unique position requires someone that has a great personality and a creative flare!
Web Designer/Graphic Artist/Receptionist
You will contribute to the company by supporting an office of 8 Technicians and assisting by:
-Answering phones
-Providing excellent customer service to customers over the phone
-Maintaining inventory log
-Web Page/Graphics Design
Requirements:
-Flash
-HTML
-Front Page
-Photoshop
-MS Application Support (Word/Excel)
-ASP
-SQL
-MSSMQL
-Must be detailed and self motivated
-Word processing and grammar are very important.
That's right, ladies and gentleman, if you are a Flash/ASP/database web developer and would also like to be a receptionist AT THE SAME TIME, please apply to this company who claims that grammar is important right after misspelling the name of one of the database technologies they expect their new receptionist to know.
[UPDATE: just to clear up any confusion, the actual job posting (NOT placed by me) is
here.]